Friends With Benefits
If you're a female and you listen to Channel 933 any time between the hours of 7pm and midnight, congratulations...you're undoubtedly smart, funny, charming, have great taste in music, and - clearly, if you can put up with me for five hours - very patient!
Yes, you.
Don't even think about arguing. I've had my team of scientists research this issue inside & out and the results all say the same thing: the BEST OF THE BEST listen to Channel 933 between 7Pm and midnight.
To show my appreciation, I'd like to reward those of you I torture on a nightly basis. It's the least I can do, right?
If you don't like good things, feel free to stop reading and leave this page now.
If you're game, go ahead and complete the form below to join. I know your mother has already warned you against becoming friends with benefits, but she just wants all the free stuff for herself...I received her application yesterday.
I promise that I won't spam you with a bunch of junk (just the occasional love note) and I won't sell your personal information to anyone else (unless they offer me a whole lot of money -- kidding).
So...what are you waiting for? Let's do this!
XO,
