What His Valentine’s Day Gift Says About Your Relationship from msn.com

  • The gift: Perfume What it means: I’d like you to be my girlfriend.
  • The gift: Lingerie What it means: Let’s spice things up in the bedroom.
  • The gift: Chocolate hearts What it means: I’m in sixth grade.
  • The gift: Diamond earrings What it means: We’re engaged to be engaged.
  • The gift: Two dozen long-stem red roses What it means: I’m trying to look good.
  • The gift: A frying pan (or any other way-too-practical present) What it means: Break up with me—I’m an idiot.
  • The gift: Bath & shower gel/lotion set What it means: I’m intimidated by gift-buying!
  • The gift: A computer (or other electronic device) What it means: I’m a thoughtful guy.
  • The gift: A massage What it means: I feel like I’m stressing you out.
  • The gift: Weekend getaway What it means: I’m feeling mega romantic 
        

Top 10 Valentine's Day Gift Ideas For Her from askmen.com

No.10 Jewelry Diamonds may be a girl's best friend, but other valuable gems and metals come pretty damn close for the wallet-conscious romantic. Sleek rings and bracelets with precious stones will surely please your lady and complement the sparkle in her eye. There are great selections out there, some even offering unisex designs so that you can get matching pieces.

No.9 Lingerie Sexy intimate wear is always a good choice that never gets old. It's a perfect way to add some spice to your sex life, as lingerie is clearly meant to be taken off. Make sure you find her size in a style you know she'll love.

No.8 Weekend getaway While bed and breakfasts will remain a female favorite, a carefully chosen one can prove to be an enjoyable getaway for the two of you. Out in the country away from the bustle of the city, but not lacking in comfort, it's one of the best ways to spend some intimate time together.

No.7 Body care basket Women never seem to have enough beauty products, so feed her vanity a little and get her a set of every lotion, toner, soap, and bath salt she can use. You'll thank us later when her skin is all soft and sweet for you.

No.6 Purse Another fashion accessory that's very popular with the female persuasion, most women can always use another purse to match their shoes, belt, coat, etc.

No.5 Sex toys Make it a great night for the two of you by hitting the local sex shop. Sex toy manufacturers are getting more creative each year, and there's no end to the variety of bedroom accessories you can find, from board games and body paint to flavored massage oils.

No.4 A special date There's no going wrong here. Take your woman out on a romantic date. It can be lunch, brunch or dinner, depending on what day Valentine's falls on. Or you can recreate your first date and relive the thrill of the honeymoon phase. Spare no expense here.

No.3 Flowers These are classics that work like magic if you put a little extra effort into the deed. Talk to your florist about an intricate arrangement: each flower signifies something else, like romance, loyalty or purity, so pick the ones that match your woman most.

No.2 Chocolate Show her how much you care by giving her the closest thing to sex. If you came here in search of the perfect gift, she likely deserves it.

No.1 Picture & frame Here's a good way to immortalize your love: give her a portrait of the happy couple in a high-quality cube frame. You can blow up that great set of pictures of the two of you or hire a professional photographer to do the job.