My path to Channel 933 would have never happened had I not been a failure at nearly every other job I ever tried.
Pool boy, pig farmer, jewelry polisher, underwear model, carpenter, kissing-booth proprietor, financial analyst, and pizza delivery boy: failed at 'em all - until one day, I discovered radio & hounded a station so much that they hired me just so I would leave them alone.
Finally - gig that required minimal work and zero talent! Since that first job, my lack of talent has taken me on a wild-goose chase to numerous stations from coast to coast until I somehow managed to convince the big bosses at Channel 933 to hire me here in America's finest city.
I wanted to share just how glamorous my life is these days as I count down the minutes until I move into my new place...
Exhibit A: My closet (aka my suitcase)
Exhibit B: Gourmet room service (aka Lunchables from 7-Eleven across the street)
Exhibit C: Dessert (aka an overpriced candy bar disguised as a protein supplement)
Exhibit D: My new office. Okay...that part IS pretty sweet!
Thank you SO MUCH for listening to Channel 933 each night from 7P-midnight & I hope to talk to you soon!