My path to Channel 933 would have never happened had I not been a failure at nearly every other job I ever tried.
Pool boy, pig farmer, jewelry polisher, underwear model, carpenter, kissing-booth proprietor, financial analyst, and pizza delivery boy: failed at 'em all - until one day, I discovered radio & hounded a station so much that they hired me just so I would leave them alone.
Finally - gig that required minimal work and zero talent! Since that first job, my lack of talent has taken me on a wild-goose chase to numerous stations from coast to coast until I somehow managed to convince the big bosses at Channel 933 to hire me here in America's finest city.
I'm kinda sorta addicted to social media & would love to connect with you through Facebook (http://on.fb.me/mwYRc8), Twitter (http://twitter.com/nathanfast) & Instagram (instagr.am/nathanfast).
Although Taylor Swift sure didn't seem to mind kissing Harry Styles on New Year's Eve, she's confessed to her friends that - in hindsight - Mr. Style's tongue-wrestling skills were similar to that of a snail.
A SNAIL? What does that even mean? Have YOU ever kissed one? I imagine it's fairly unpleasant & should make for some interesting revenge songs...
