My path to Channel 933 would have never happened had I not been a failure at nearly every other job I ever tried.
Pool boy, pig farmer, jewelry polisher, underwear model, carpenter, kissing-booth proprietor, financial analyst, and pizza delivery boy: failed at 'em all - until one day, I discovered radio & hounded a station so much that they hired me just so I would leave them alone.
Finally - gig that required minimal work and zero talent! Since that first job, my lack of talent has taken me on a wild-goose chase to numerous stations from coast to coast until I somehow managed to convince the big bosses at Channel 933 to hire me here in America's finest city.
Justin Bieber is reportedly being investigated for assault -- with a Nerf gun. According to TMZ, while on tour in Ottawa, Canada, Justin was playing with his 3-year-old brother and 4-year-old sister when apparently a Nerf dart hit a female employee at the venue. The woman reportedly got upset & told JB's crew she was a security guard for the venue.
However, Bieber is trying to settle fans concerns:
some of the rumors about me are just so ridiculous u gotta laugh. people are creative. kinda over it. im a good guy. that's all— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) January 25, 2013