My path to Channel 933 would have never happened had I not been a failure at nearly every other job I ever tried.
Pool boy, pig farmer, jewelry polisher, underwear model, carpenter, kissing-booth proprietor, financial analyst, and pizza delivery boy: failed at 'em all - until one day, I discovered radio & hounded a station so much that they hired me just so I would leave them alone.
Finally - gig that required minimal work and zero talent! Since that first job, my lack of talent has taken me on a wild-goose chase to numerous stations from coast to coast until I somehow managed to convince the big bosses at Channel 933 to hire me here in America's finest city.
Central European News
...because nothing says "I love you" like tattooing your name on the face of someone the very first day you meet...
Ruslan Toumaniantz, a Belgian tattoo artist, inked up the face of his girlfriend Lesya on the very first day they met in person, with her consent.
They met online and talked for about a month before they officially met. The happy couple insists the facial tat is a symbol of their "enduring love".
Couldn't homeboy have just given her a ring? Different strokes for different folks...