My path to Channel 933 would have never happened had I not been a failure at nearly every other job I ever tried.
Pool boy, pig farmer, jewelry polisher, underwear model, carpenter, kissing-booth proprietor, financial analyst, and pizza delivery boy: failed at 'em all - until one day, I discovered radio & hounded a station so much that they hired me just so I would leave them alone.
Finally - gig that required minimal work and zero talent! Since that first job, my lack of talent has taken me on a wild-goose chase to numerous stations from coast to coast until I somehow managed to convince the big bosses at Channel 933 to hire me here in America's finest city.
I'm not really sure what caused the ruckus between these two soccer teams, but that doesn't matter.
What matters happens about 0:05 into the video in the the top right corner of the screen. Behold: the King Kong of all cheap shots!
If you missed it in the video above, or would just like to enjoy it over & over again...well...enjoy!