In keeping with the storied tradition my buddy Sonic began here at Channel 933, I've decided to bring back the record-shattering shenanigans with World Record Wednesdays.
I realize that girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...so I figured this is the perfect opportunity to really identify those areas at which I truly excel. Unfortunately, after taking a good look at myself, I realized I don't have that many skillz, so I decided to start easy...
In the video below, I attempt to smash the world record for "longest fake telephone conversation using a creme cake as a telephone". It really is...something.
If I can do it, anyone can do it & I encourage you to challenge my record. If you do, I'll post your record-breaking video here and bow at your donut-phone talking prowess.
