My path to Channel 933 would have never happened had I not been a failure at nearly every other job I ever tried.
Pool boy, pig farmer, jewelry polisher, underwear model, carpenter, kissing-booth proprietor, financial analyst, and pizza delivery boy: failed at 'em all - until one day, I discovered radio & hounded a station so much that they hired me just so I would leave them alone.
Finally - gig that required minimal work and zero talent! Since that first job, my lack of talent has taken me on a wild-goose chase to numerous stations from coast to coast until I somehow managed to convince the big bosses at Channel 933 to hire me here in America's finest city.
This week, we attempted to break the world record for most questinos asked at a fast food restaurant drive-thru during a single visit. Could we make it two for two? Check out the video below!
Special thanks to Sir Vincent of Warburton (aka Shadow) for his mad video skillz and never-ending moral support in our conquest of this world record.
...next week, we WILL NOT FAIL!