My path to Channel 933 would have never happened had I not been a failure at nearly every other job I ever tried.
Pool boy, pig farmer, jewelry polisher, underwear model, carpenter, kissing-booth proprietor, financial analyst, and pizza delivery boy: failed at 'em all - until one day, I discovered radio & hounded a station so much that they hired me just so I would leave them alone.
Finally - gig that required minimal work and zero talent! Since that first job, my lack of talent has taken me on a wild-goose chase to numerous stations from coast to coast until I somehow managed to convince the big bosses at Channel 933 to hire me here in America's finest city.
Here's some insider information for you!
TOMORROW (that's Wednesday, May 1st) from 5-6P, I'm going to be hitting the streets with another stack of free tickets to our Channel 933 SKOC! We'll be hanging at Taco Bell in Encinitas (1502 Encinitas Boulevard) giving tickets out every 15 minutes and at 6P, SOMEONE will score VIP MEET & GREETS to go backstage and hang with DEMI!
Hope to see you there...and don't say I never gave you anything! :)
I love you so much, I even drew you a map to keep you from getting lost! <3