My path to Channel 933 would have never happened had I not been a failure at nearly every other job I ever tried.
Pool boy, pig farmer, jewelry polisher, underwear model, carpenter, kissing-booth proprietor, financial analyst, and pizza delivery boy: failed at 'em all - until one day, I discovered radio & hounded a station so much that they hired me just so I would leave them alone.
Finally - gig that required minimal work and zero talent! Since that first job, my lack of talent has taken me on a wild-goose chase to numerous stations from coast to coast until I somehow managed to convince the big bosses at Channel 933 to hire me here in America's finest city.
I know firsthand, because I'm on the receiving end of some pretty interesting phone calls / emails / tweets every single night...especially when BACKSTAGE PASSES are at stake!
i can't be your friend anymore @nathanfast— sɑrɑн (@sarahricharddd) June 13, 2013
@nathanfast why do you like ruining my life? 😤— Karla (@karla_killeen) June 11, 2013
@nathanfast MY LIFE IS OVER NATHAN I NEEDED THOSE PASSES WHAT DO I DO NOW— ☯irina☯ (@iweeena) June 13, 2013
IM CRYING MY EYES OUT IVE NEVER FELT SO ABANDONED I WAS SUPPOSE TO WIN THOSE I WAS THE #1 WHAT DID I DO WRONG @nathanfast— Alexandra Somo (@alexandramsomo) June 13, 2013
You are also master guilt trippers...as evidenced below:
On a related note: *cough* Justin Bieber tickets coming soon. *cough*