My path to Channel 933 would have never happened had I not been a failure at nearly every other job I ever tried.
Pool boy, pig farmer, jewelry polisher, underwear model, carpenter, kissing-booth proprietor, financial analyst, and pizza delivery boy: failed at 'em all - until one day, I discovered radio & hounded a station so much that they hired me just so I would leave them alone.
Finally - gig that required minimal work and zero talent! Since that first job, my lack of talent has taken me on a wild-goose chase to numerous stations from coast to coast until I somehow managed to convince the big bosses at Channel 933 to hire me here in America's finest city.
First-time offenders are subject to fines ranging from $25 to $100 & after that, the fines go up to $200 - with up to 40 hours of community service as well.
Rapper Game is not a happy camper, saying "I am with the sagging movement. First five people to get fines, I will pay their tickets...I will go there and sag cause I am a sagging Sagittarius."
WTF! Does this mean I can't rock my usual look on the Jersey Shore???