My path to Channel 933 would have never happened had I not been a failure at nearly every other job I ever tried.
Pool boy, pig farmer, jewelry polisher, underwear model, carpenter, kissing-booth proprietor, financial analyst, and pizza delivery boy: failed at 'em all - until one day, I discovered radio & hounded a station so much that they hired me just so I would leave them alone.
Finally - gig that required minimal work and zero talent! Since that first job, my lack of talent has taken me on a wild-goose chase to numerous stations from coast to coast until I somehow managed to convince the big bosses at Channel 933 to hire me here in America's finest city.
Uh oh...Justin Bieber is at it again! The "Heartbreaker" singer is making headlines even more than usual this week:
Is the Biebs Headed to Rehab?
The singer and his manager deny the rumors, but with all the crazy shenanigans he's been up to lately -- losing his monkey, flirting with Miley Cyrus, reckless driving, and some questionable new song lyrics -- it's possible they might be true! What do YOU think?
I think the answer to this one is obvious, he can barely make it through a sentence without cracking up! Watch the video and let us know what YOU think.
The Biebs was spotted kissing a blonde waitress after going indoor skydiving in Las Vegas -- and was then banned from the facility for refusing to pay -- but I think the video doesn't tell the whole story. Do YOU think Bieber has aslready moved on from Selena?
Phew! That's a lot of Bieber news for one week. Do less, Justin. Do less.