My path to Channel 933 would have never happened had I not been a failure at nearly every other job I ever tried.
Pool boy, pig farmer, jewelry polisher, underwear model, carpenter, kissing-booth proprietor, financial analyst, and pizza delivery boy: failed at 'em all - until one day, I discovered radio & hounded a station so much that they hired me just so I would leave them alone.
Finally - gig that required minimal work and zero talent! Since that first job, my lack of talent has taken me on a wild-goose chase to numerous stations from coast to coast until I somehow managed to convince the big bosses at Channel 933 to hire me here in America's finest city.
I know this may come as a surprise, but David Beckham apparently REALLY REALLY likes walking around in his underwear.
He was in London filming an upcoming commercial for his line of H&M undies, which I affectionately like to call #Beckiez...wanna see more pics? Of course you do.
And here's a whole gallery of HOT CELEBRITY DADS. You're welcome.
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