My path to Channel 933 would have never happened had I not been a failure at nearly every other job I ever tried.
Pool boy, pig farmer, jewelry polisher, underwear model, carpenter, kissing-booth proprietor, financial analyst, and pizza delivery boy: failed at 'em all - until one day, I discovered radio & hounded a station so much that they hired me just so I would leave them alone.
Finally - gig that required minimal work and zero talent! Since that first job, my lack of talent has taken me on a wild-goose chase to numerous stations from coast to coast until I somehow managed to convince the big bosses at Channel 933 to hire me here in America's finest city.
He lives in LA and works at Starbucks.
Brody hit on model Piper Kennedy while at work scored her digits. The next day, homeboy recorded this video selfie and sent it to Piper.
It's spawned hundreds of #DrakeHands and #StarbucksDrakeHands videos:
Indeed, the #DrakeHands and #StarbucksDrakeHands are out of control at Channel 933: