Bet he likes Big Kahuna Burger, too.
Samuel L. Dogson, whose name is inspired by (you guessed it!) Samuel L. Jackson, has all the confidence and no-nonsense attitude of his namesake.
And, while his hat and glasses do help drive home the persona, it's worth mentioning that a Huffington Post photo editor told us the hat was surely added in Photoshop.
It's not exactly clear why this hat needed to be added, since, even if a real hat didn't stay perfectly centered on Dogson's head, it still would have been better than a digitally added cranium accessory.
Dogson is just one of the dogs-who-look-like-people who have burst onto the scene in recent months.
Chuchi, a Pekingese and poodle mix who looks just like Steve Buscemi, made a name for himself last month.
And the dogfather of canines who look like people is Tonik, the human-faced dog.