No offense to the good people of Uzbekistan but if this is any indication of the safety of your carnivals, I won’t be summering there any time soon.
Fortunately, the man just sustained serious injuries but did not die. Hopefully there was a pile of stale cotton candy nearby or something. Then again, given that it’s Uzbekistan, maybe this is just their version of Whack A Mole and some dude won an oversized Rastafarian banana as a result of his great success.
What do you do when you’re just a dog looking for his frisbee and you don’t want to go in the pool where it’s currently floating? You get creative.
Way to go, dog. I bet that frisbee has never tasted sweeter. Or more like chlorine. Probably the latter.
Glamour asked 1,131 men if they'd stay the course or sprint for the hills if a girl they were dating revealed the following:
She's been unemployed for six months: 84% would STAY
She's been unemployed for two years: 64% would SPRINT
She just got out of a relationship: 78% would STAY
She's still in a long-term relationship: 87% would SPRINT
She has a kid: 67% would STAY
She never wants kids: 50% would STAY
She wants a kid right now: 73% would SPRINT
So relax: It takes a serious reveal to scare off a dude. And in that case, next!
She tells Grazia magazine, ''My doctor has told me to elevate my feet. Can you see how wide and swollen they are? I've just ordered a pair of pointy-toed flats. My Louboutins hardly fit me any more. When I flew in them the other day, I landed with one strap unbuckled, as I couldn't get it around my ankle.''
Arnold Schwarzenegger is in talks to star in the action comedy reboot of The Toxic Avenger from Hot Tub Time Machine writer/director Steve Pink. Arnold would be playing a former black ops agent who trains the titular avenger to use his powers for good. The film is set to be introduced to buyers at this year's Cannes festival.