LUCKY YOU!!!!!  Seriously, I wonder if he did some "Top Rope" action in this hot reel! 

Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape Has Hit The Web…And He Plans To Sue Anybody And Everybody Who Posts It

His long-rumored sex tape had its big premiere on the world wide web yesterday!

The 30-minute black and white footage, which appears to have been secretly shot from above, features the wrestler making whoopie with a brunette woman who may or may not be the ex-wife of Hogan's best friend, Bubba the Love Sponge.

If that's the case, then his buddy may have even been there when it happened. Both Hulk and the woman (possibly Heather Clem) are seen and heard casually talking to a third party off camera in the middle of the tryst!

She's naked, he just went down on her and then they stop to make conversation, so clearly, there is some kind of sharing going on here.

Regardless of who is who in this epic and surprisingly well-shot home video, Hogan is furious that it has leaked online.

Oh Boi!!!!  Good Idea?  Too Soon??!?!?  hmmmmmmm...I say get it Casper!!!

Jennifer Lopez & Casper Smart Engaged? Giant, Diamond Ring Spotted!

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Welll haayy Jenny from the block!

We know we shouldn't be fooled by the rocks you've got, Jennifer Lopez, but it's hard not to wonder about marriage when you wear a gynourmous, sparking diamond on your RING finger (above)!!

The Parker actress & her 25-year-old boytoy manlover Casper Smarthave been soaking up alll the lovely lights while in Paris during fashion week, but has the sexy pair gotten SO high on the heady Parisian romance fumes, they've decided to get ENGAGED?!?!

Well, we doubt it. Jenny was spotted wearing a similar bling-ring back in June and adamantly denied engagement rumors…

But still!

She obviously knows wearing a rock of such extravagant proportions on her tell-tale digit is gonna spark MASSIVE speculation, and from what we've heard, she and Casper are so besotted with each other, why not put truth to the rumors?!

We totally see wedding bells in your future, Jen, so why don't you??!!